ahhh!!!! my left knee is really sore right now from dance practice and walking yesterday. it was day two of 4 straight days of practice in a row and i realize that i am really getting old =( i dont have the same energy level that i had during my martial arts days and my body doesnt cooperate with me like it use to. while i walking home from school, i saw a shadow moving towards my house's backdoor. so i started to investigate and i found a big ass raccoon going thru our garbage bins (it was as big as a fat cat). i tried to shoo it away but the little bastard was feisty. it stood up and started showing his claws and its fangs like wolverine. all i can think of is that this little bitch wants to slice and dice and give me rabies but i wasnt having any of that shit! i fight dirty so i grabbed my duffel bag and started whaling at the stupid raccoon like it owes me money. oh yea i was screaming like a crazy mad man the whole time. it was loud enough that my mom and three neighbors came out to see whats going just see me swinging my bag violently with all the garbage bins on the floor. they all thought i finally lost my mind (they are all wrong! i lost my mind a long time ago lol). i ended up cleaning up all the fucking garbage by myself at 11:30 pm at night. i swear when we meet again, i will do the exact same shit! well maybe minus all the yelling. till next time you filthy animal!
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lmao! woww.
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